tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

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cyanine:

my sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

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sweetmarigold:

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”

Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Not to pull a vesper or nothing, but one time a judo friend of mine told me this one time he was in a judo contest, and this guy was going for a choke or something, he got his thighs around my friends head and started squeezing. My friend was like, okaay? and then he heard the other guy just… grunting. the ref pulled them to standing and my friend threw the guy for the win, and they bowed out. the guy was like, why didn’t you tap? and my friend was like, were you trying to crush my head?

Seriously, the guy thought it was a submission move. Even if it was, surely thats not tournament legal.

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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[Gun noises]

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mintleaftea:

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

Actual footage of tumblr user missl0uis

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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