dont make “i identify as [funny thing]” or “my preferred pronouns are [funny things]” jokes if youre cis. i cant believe some people dont get that its a shitty thing to do but in case you havent realized: thats incredibly shitty. stop
or “I don’t care what pronouns you use for me” if you’re cis. You’re not being cool or more open-minded, you’re being way ignorant of your cis privilege and undermining the whole idea of PGPs
"I use male pronouns" or "I use feminine pronouns" or "I use masculine pronouns" OR "I use female pronouns"
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PREFERRED PRONOUNS, OR WHAT PRONOUNS YOU ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEING REFFERED TO WITH
I always fake ignorance and say, “What do you mean by ‘feminine pronouns?’ I go by he him and his!” Some times its okay to make jokes, especially after you’ve already answered the question. Some times when someone asks my pronouns and the situation is light enough (read the room people) I’ll say mine are he, him, his, my liege, and your majesty. I then sometimes use the royal We for the rest of the conversation. But for real though, when someone asks your pronouns don’t be a dick.
Also, if you understand how to answer this question correctly, and you come across someone who doesn’t, I don’t care how you identify, if you are comfortable in the situation, correct them. They most likely aren’t being a jerk, they probably are just ignorant. Educate if you are able too! I’m looking at you cis people.