I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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alexalexalexalex:

jaegerlicioustwilightprincess:

paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia

This is the best female titan cosplay I’ve ever seen.

Holy shit

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fatbodypolitics:

lilyliqueur:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do itgo greengo green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

OH my god. 

Thank you tumblr.

fatbodypolitics:

lilyliqueur:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
go green
go green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

OH my god. 

Thank you tumblr.

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thedoctorstwin:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

this would work 1000% of the time plz 

thedoctorstwin:

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

this would work 1000% of the time plz 

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petrichoriousparalian:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

Colin is the king of setups I swear to god

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